Santa’s secret tips for a successful “Secret Santa”

If you’ve ever organised a “Secret Santa” you’ll know that “data quality” is critical to its smooth running. Santa is the acknowledged world leader in data quality management, given his success managing the names and addresses of billions of children worldwide. He coined the data quality industry motto “Make a list, then check it twice”, which is a Critical Success Factor (CSF) to his “Naughty” and “Nice” segmentation process. Santa Claus

Santa has kindly shared some of his secret tips… In risk management terms, he tells us that we need to “manage the risk that the critical data required for the success of the (Secret Santa) programme is not fit for purpose”

He suggests that we apply 4 of his 6 favourite data quality dimensions:

  1. Completeness: Ensure you put a name on your gift
  2. Accuracy: Ensure you put the correct (accurate)name on your gift (Check against the slip of paper you pulled out)
  3. Uniqueness: Ensure you put First Name and Surname on your gift (just in case there are two Johns, or Marvins or Oprahs)
  4. Timeliness: Ensure you deliver your gift, with its associated critical data, to the secret santa organiser in good time

Remember, Santa “knows if you’ve been bad or good”, it’s central to his “Data Governance programme”…. So please… be good for goodness sake

Happy Christmas!

Ken